Signature bussy wash
Our flagship recipe with a fresh eucalyptus-mint profile that fights through that stubborn butt sludge. Invented in Japan for sumo wrestlers.
Respect your rear.
A premium wash for your most demanding zone. Gentle where it matters. Keeping it fresh for when you need it.
That bussy-PH Balance
Friendly on your special little ring
Premium lathering experience
Bussylicious scents and flavors
Intimate cleanser with a little rear appeal
Serious care for your sassiest asset.
Sensitive formula
Made with mild natural surfactants, soothing ingredients, and pH-balancing compounds, all optimized for delicate skin zones.
Bespoke packaging
Pump it from an elegant recyclable container that screams BUSSY!
Your face has a routine. Why not your backside?
Most body washes treat every square inch the same. Our signature bussy wash is built around a proven concept: the body has sensitive areas that deserve more-intentional care.
01
Stop settling for shit!
Standard general-purpose body washes are not optimized for your ass crack. They leave poo-bits behind and irritate your anus.
02
Your sweaty butt STANKS!
Your crack harbors sweat and bacteria, and let's face it ... it smells like ass. Generic body washes only exacerbate these odors over time.
03
But(t) here comes the bussy!
That's why we invented a wash that targets poo particles and deals with componding odors, all while being safe on skin and leaving that hole tasty fresh.
Scents and flavors
Bussy fragrances for the common man
Our flagship bussy wash comes in a variety of smells and tastes.
Big Bussy Energy
Bold and cheeky, leaving your skin feeling fresh, confident, and unapologetically powerful all day long.
Berry Fresh Bussy
Playful and fruity, bursting with juicy berry scents that leave you feeling clean, sweet, and confidently fresh.
Forbidden Peach
Seductive and velvety, infused with luscious peach notes that leave your skin irresistibly soft, sweet, and temptingly fragrant.
Sugar Rim
Flirty and indulgent, with a sweet, dessert-like scent that leaves your skin smooth, glowing, and deliciously irresistible.
Pre-launch signup
Join the first drop.
Slide into our list like it’s the smoothest, freshest crack in the universe. When we launch, you’ll want to be first in line for that squeaky-clean boost from behind.
Sign up now so that your future self will thank you from the top to the bottom.
FAQ
Let's settle your burning questions
Is this a real product?
Yes. It comes from a special recipe known to the Japanese for centuries.
Who is it for?
Anybody with a bussy (or a womussy).
When can I get my bussy wash?
Deliveries for pre-orders will begin shipping out in Spring 2026.
How does one use it correctly?
Instructional video coming soon to a bussy near you.